When the Gubmint Says You Don’t Need a Gun…

… you need a gun. Preferably plural.

Just in time for Range Day at SHOT Show, Creepy Uncle Joe opened his mouth again on Martin Luther King Day. Typically, what fell out was more dementia-riddled gibberish.

Speaking at a King Day breakfast in DC, the geriatric document storage expert stated regarding so-called  “assault weapons”, 

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“There’s no social redeeming value, deer aren’t wearing Kevlar vests out there. What the hell you need a assault, no I’m serious. And ban the number of bullets that go in a magazine. There’s no, no need for any of that.”

He continued to say,

“I love my right-wing friends who talk about the tree of liberty is water of the blood of patriots. [sic] If you need to work about taking on the Federal government, you need some F-15’s. You don’t need an AR-15” … “Think about the rationale for this. It’s about money. Money, money, money.”

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Letting alone the basic incoherence of these sentences, remember that the child-sniffer-in-chief previously gave us such 2A-related gems as “you couldn’t buy a cannon”, “get a double barrel shotgun”, and “fire two blasts outside the house.”

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This hilarious little ditty is worth the listen

The continued ignorance is astonishing. Perhaps Mr Sniffy follows the mantra that if you repeat a lie often enough, people will eventually believe you.

Sure, I’ll buy [another] shotgun, Mr President. And I’ll store it right next to my AR-15’s and my STANDARD capacity magazines, thanks.

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