High Capacity Pez Dispensers Banned

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The New Jersey spokesman added that the since the candy originated in Austria that this made it an even more suspect product, stating, “Think about it – what other manufacturer of dangerous plastic weapons is located in Austria? Coincidence? I think not.”

Keeping the stash of Smarties close at hand.

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The new extension to the law also closes a loophole which allowed owners of large capacity magazines to declare that the banned devices were really just dispensers for rolls of Smarties candies.

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