Remember my post from last week? About what a wasteland social media is now? Well I still think that, but I at least can get good material sometimes. Some discussions that I’ve seen float by my feed this week have led me to compile a list.
Use this list to stimulate your thought processes. Share it around. Come up with your own. This is just for fun – remember how we used to laugh at stuff?
So without further ado I present,
Dr LateBloomer’s Top Ten Ways that a Mask is like a Concealed-Carry Gun
10- People get really judgey about them.
9- People who don’t like them are often full of misinformation.
8- People who do like them can sometimes be overconfident in their ability to use one effectively.
7- Both have the “potential” to protect yourself and others.
6- Once donned, excess handling should be minimized. STOP TOUCHING IT!
5- They should never be banned, but making them mandatory can be problematic.
4- They are not magic talismans.
3- Both “should” change they way you interact with others.
2- They require careful, regular cleaning to maintain effectiveness.
And the number one reason that a mask is like a concealed-carry gun is…
1- It is better to have one and not need it than to need one and not have it.
There you go. Discuss amongst yourselves.
Thank you, you’ve been a great audience.
Don’t forget to tip your waitress … oh wait, I forgot.